{"id":303,"date":"2011-04-08T19:49:54","date_gmt":"2011-04-08T17:49:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.asym.dk\/?p=303"},"modified":"2011-04-08T19:49:54","modified_gmt":"2011-04-08T17:49:54","slug":"its-fortune-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.asym.dk\/index.php\/2011\/04\/08\/its-fortune-friday\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#039;s fortune Friday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s <a title=\"Link to NetBSD man page of fortune(6)\" href=\"http:\/\/netbsd.gw.com\/cgi-bin\/man-cgi?fortune+6+NetBSD-current\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">fortune(6)<\/a> Friday&#8230; what my server said when I logged in on the console today:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Welcome to NetBSD!<br \/>\nWARNING!!!<br \/>\nThis machine is subject to breakdowns during periods of critical need.<br \/>\nA special circuit in the machine called &#8220;critical detector&#8221; senses the operator&#8217;s emotional state in terms of how desperate he\/she is to use the machine.\u00a0 The &#8220;critical detector&#8221; then creates a malfunction proportional to the desperation of the operator.\u00a0 Threatening the machine with violence only aggravates the situation.\u00a0 Likewise, attempts to use another machine may cause it to malfunction.\u00a0 They belong to the same union.\u00a0 Keep cool and say nice things to the machine.\u00a0 Nothing else seems to work.<br \/>\nSee also: flog(1), tm(1)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Thanks for warning me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s fortune(6) Friday&#8230; what my server said when I logged in on the console today: Welcome to NetBSD! WARNING!!! This machine is subject to breakdowns during periods of critical need. A special circuit in the machine called &#8220;critical detector&#8221; senses the operator&#8217;s emotional state in terms of how desperate he\/she is to use the machine.\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[43],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.asym.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.asym.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.asym.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.asym.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.asym.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=303"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.asym.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.asym.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.asym.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.asym.dk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}